The Yellow Brick Road

Some days I wear yoga clothes to work. 
Other days I get to sit down with Mayor DiBlasio, so I dress up like I’m on madmen, and try to remember what @notahooker taught me about contouring. 
#isaacmizrahi #lbd #somedaysipretendtobeanadult

Some days I wear yoga clothes to work.
Other days I get to sit down with Mayor DiBlasio, so I dress up like I’m on madmen, and try to remember what @notahooker taught me about contouring.
#isaacmizrahi #lbd #somedaysipretendtobeanadult

I SAW OLIVIA BENSON BRB CRYING #lawandordersvu #svu #myhero #djfkwndkfbdjekf

I SAW OLIVIA BENSON BRB CRYING #lawandordersvu #svu #myhero #djfkwndkfbdjekf

Touch screen treadmills cause me anxiety. #ionlytrippedonce #nysc #STOPREPLACINGPERFECTLYGOODEQUIPMENT

Touch screen treadmills cause me anxiety. #ionlytrippedonce #nysc #STOPREPLACINGPERFECTLYGOODEQUIPMENT

#spartanrace sandbag training, dog rescue edition.
#pedigree

#spartanrace sandbag training, dog rescue edition.
#pedigree

While moose was getting his incision cleaned up and restitched, because the silly boy tore his stitches trying to play fetch with the other two, I went and got him a collar and dog tags with his very own address (which also happens to be mine :) ) the bow on the collar? That’s just so you DEFINITELY know he’s mine!

While moose was getting his incision cleaned up and restitched, because the silly boy tore his stitches trying to play fetch with the other two, I went and got him a collar and dog tags with his very own address (which also happens to be mine :) ) the bow on the collar? That’s just so you DEFINITELY know he’s mine!

Can we just…? Okay?

Can we just…? Okay?

A 20min AMRAP of lunge jumps to overhead pull ups, jumprope, and KB cross body swings apparently produces sweat everywhere but my boobs. Fascinating. #workout #fitspo #fitfam #spartanrace

A 20min AMRAP of lunge jumps to overhead pull ups, jumprope, and KB cross body swings apparently produces sweat everywhere but my boobs. Fascinating. #workout #fitspo #fitfam #spartanrace

In 82 days I will be back in the place that makes my heart happy, to begin planning something that lights a fire under my ass. #israel #masada #spartanrace #mountains #hike #toughmudder #runner

In 82 days I will be back in the place that makes my heart happy, to begin planning something that lights a fire under my ass. #israel #masada #spartanrace #mountains #hike #toughmudder #runner

The requisite #latergram of dinner last night - grilled teriyaki salmon with a backyard grown salad of romaine, mint, basil, strawberries, figs, raspberries, and a homemade mango-lime dressing. Food prep tomorrow! #fitfam #fat2fit #foodprep #foodporn #eatclean #eatcleantraindirty #spartanrace #nutritionista #creatingsubstance #joeydoesntsharefood

The requisite #latergram of dinner last night - grilled teriyaki salmon with a backyard grown salad of romaine, mint, basil, strawberries, figs, raspberries, and a homemade mango-lime dressing. Food prep tomorrow! #fitfam #fat2fit #foodprep #foodporn #eatclean #eatcleantraindirty #spartanrace #nutritionista #creatingsubstance #joeydoesntsharefood

SOMEONE GO TO BEAR MOUNTAIN WITH ME TONIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SOMEONE GO TO BEAR MOUNTAIN WITH ME TONIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE